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What is the funniest joke ever?

by Clay Mcdonald

What is the funniest joke ever?

20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

What are some good short jokes for seniors?

to cross the street.

  • I think I can see in the future.” Doctor: “When did it start?” Patient: “Next Friday.”
  • Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
  • What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

    • What are some good clean jokes?

    101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

    What are some funny clean short jokes?

    60 Incredibly Short, Clean, Jokes That Are Actually Funny Honestly This Is My Favorite From the Whole List: What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! Old Pirate. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.” Being A Body Guard Isn’t All It’s Quacked Up To Be. The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the President is in danger.

    What are the best short jokes?

    How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

  • Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
  • How do you throw a space party?
  • Want to hear a construction joke?
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  • I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
  • Talk is cheap?
  • Why did the gym close down?
  • Two artists had an art contest.
  • A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

    • What are some clever puns?

    How do you throw a space party? You planet.

  • How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
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  • but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
  • it’s in my jeans.”
  • A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

    • What are some good classic jokes?

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?