What is the best joke?

What is the best joke?

The ugly and poor joke

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  • The insecure husband joke
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  • What are some good clean jokes?

    101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

    What are some clean short jokes?

    60 Incredibly Short, Clean, Jokes That Are Actually Funny Honestly This Is My Favorite From the Whole List: What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! Old Pirate. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.” Being A Body Guard Isn’t All It’s Quacked Up To Be. The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the President is in danger.

    How do you make a joke?

    Writing Your Jokes Consider your joke structure. Write the set up and punchline. Heighten the joke’s surprise factor. Add tags or toppers. Practice your joke.

    What are the best short jokes?

    How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

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  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  • I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
  • Talk is cheap?
  • Why did the gym close down?
  • Two artists had an art contest.
  • A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  • What is the funnies joke ever?

    “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.”

  • “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.”
  • “What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
  • “What did the green grape say to the purple grape!
  • “How does Jesus make tea?
  • “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
  • What are some good classic jokes?

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?